How to Play with Blocks

By Theo, age 0

First, carefully choose a block.

Next, inspect the block.  This block is really funny.  The green F, the little bird, the number-- is it a 9?  Is it a 6?  Who knows!?!  Ha.  Crack me up.

Now taste the block.  Is it fresh?  Is it woody?  Does it have, as a delectable bonus, a bit of dog hair stuck to it?  Yum!

Finally, hurl the block to the floor.  If you're lucky (and I am), you will have a hardwood floor and the block will make a lovely loud noise when it lands.  Repeat!