Ode to Roxanne Being Dogsat in Groveland

Oh Roxanne the clever, adorable dog,
Look at you sitting, you're such a lap-hog.
My parents will spoil you, you know that they will,
And toss you the occasional fish oil pill.
Blah blah blah something about a frog.

Hey there, big dogs, check out Roxanne!
She might be small, but she can write with a crayon!
Can you all do that? I rather think not
(but nevertheless I like you a lot).
So anyway, have fun with Roxanne.